Bubbleoney
Effervescently addictive luncheon meat which made the consumer quite simple minded after only a few sittings. Thought to originate during…
In the Land of Maybe
She gravitated to all that was spicy, except for her lovers who were always named Frank. Frank experienced life’s created mundaneness through the eyes of a warrior. Every decision, an epic landscape riddled with yes no’s and the occasional…
Secret Agent
Mike’s secret agent training complemented by a keen sense of reality allowed him to deduce that he was now bugged all the time. Not wanting to give away his location or words he stood silently till the danger was shut off. He did this for…
Mr. Caution
As Mr. Caution drove home through intersidereal space, he suddenly sensed that a moment of the next present would begin to terrorize his ideas. This anticipatory dread followed him all the way home. Mr. Caution decided to never take…
Sally Burped
When Sally burped it smelled like guts and tasted of peanut butter. Sitting on the train day after day she became more unaware of her surroundings It was as though some self defense mechanism was saving get her from the smartly dresses…
Window Crank
Jesse loved to pontificate especially from the back seat of his grandfathers car. This backseat pulpit was an important part of the presentation in Jesses mind. Equal distribution of his thoughts was part of the…
Jacob Cranberries
Not thinking logically was usually Jacob Cranberries downfall. He couldn’t remember whether he dreamt or read that gravity only payed attention to waistlines when determining the weight of a human. Being a man who needed answers not…
The Scope Wins
Reading a few posters / brochures while I wait for my doctor, first one is about how your first defense against gout is information. Yet the brochure holder is bone dry, I guess gout wins this time. Next to that is a poster about getting…
Magic Words
To himself Ural referred to Aunt Betty’s elaborate book of social etiquette as “How to Visit Sunday Island”—while she might consider her declarations guides for leading a civilized existence, to Ural it simply pointed out ways a clever boy…
Soft Walls
There is something to say about days past, when pounding your head into a wall was…
Stubby Thumbs
A constant reminder of her inventor fathers inheritance a double blip in a near perfect existence, stubby thumbs and virtual keyboards, a devils dance indeed. She had grown to accept that Jim’s would always become Kim’s and Kim’s would…
Uncle Zeeb
Uncle Zeeb always wore shirts 20 years out of style pressed as the day they were unwrapped from the packaging. Entering a room, Zeeb’s presence was announced in advance by the clop of perfectly polished shoes two sizes too large.
Just a Dog
We would have gotten away with it had Floyd just kept his head inside the car like I asked.
