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Aunt Peggy loved to dance the brazilian tango on both sides of any belief

Cats
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Cats

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May 6, 2012

A mature cat’s regular state of hyper-acute sensitivity which originates from a genetic defect in the species known as Thispetas isa goofeotomous. The defect presents unpredictably during the cute-cuddles stage of feline life cycle and…

Moon Bell

Moon Bell

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Apr 17, 2012

Per a well known and established alien theorist, Nasa has known for years that the moon is hollow. An undisclosed Apollo mission accidentally crashed during a landing making it ring like a bell for hours. Unfortunately for…

Mildred

Mildred

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Apr 15, 2012

Mildred didn’t think bringing an expensive laptop on the train was a bad idea at the time. She was later quoted saying from the hospital bed, “Oh, now I just feel silly. I thought the kids were just stealing apples from people on the train.”

Photon
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Photon

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Apr 15, 2012

Photon was well known for his overly dramatic wall-melting death-threat-filled entrances, yet this time everyone dropped to the floor in laughter. The “MAN” Photon was speaking of was Bob, a big mouth with a smart phone…

Window Crank

Window Crank

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Apr 15, 2012

Jesse loved to pontificate especially from the back seat of his grandfathers car. This backseat pulpit was an important part of the presentation in Jesses mind. Equal distribution of his thoughts was part of the…

Darkness Death

Darkness Death

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Apr 15, 2012

The fear of the darkness death brought was the true nature of his statement. Death was easy, darkness, now that was too much. Being freakishly aware in womb he remembered how his life began in darkness. The constant dull rhythmic…

Jacob Cranberries

Jacob Cranberries

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Apr 15, 2012

Not thinking logically was usually Jacob Cranberries downfall. He couldn’t remember whether he dreamt or read that gravity only payed attention to waistlines when determining the weight of a human. Being a man who needed answers not…

Sally Burped

Sally Burped

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Apr 15, 2012

When Sally burped it smelled like guts and tasted of peanut butter. Sitting on the train day after day she became more unaware of her surroundings It was as though some self defense mechanism was saving get her from the smartly dresses…

Mr. Caution

Mr. Caution

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Apr 15, 2012

As Mr. Caution drove home through intersidereal space, he suddenly sensed that a moment of the next present would begin to terrorize his ideas. This anticipatory dread followed him all the way home. Mr. Caution decided to never take…

Stubby Thumbs

Stubby Thumbs

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Apr 15, 2012

A constant reminder of her inventor fathers inheritance a double blip in a near perfect existence, stubby thumbs and virtual keyboards, a devils dance indeed. She had grown to accept that Jim’s would always become Kim’s and Kim’s would…

Secret Agent

Secret Agent

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Apr 15, 2012

Mike’s secret agent training complemented by a keen sense of reality allowed him to deduce that he was now bugged all the time. Not wanting to give away his location or words he stood silently till the danger was shut off. He did this for…

In the Land of Maybe
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In the Land of Maybe

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Apr 15, 2012

She gravitated to all that was spicy, except for her lovers who were always named Frank. Frank experienced life’s created mundaneness through the eyes of a warrior. Every decision, an epic landscape riddled with yes no’s and the occasional…

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