Sally Burped

Sally Burped

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Jun 15, 2014

When Sally burped it smelled like guts and tasted of peanut butter. Sitting on the train day after day she became more unaware of her surroundings It was as though some self defense mechanism was saving get her from the smartly dresses…

Window Crank

Window Crank

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Apr 15, 2014

Jesse loved to pontificate especially from the back seat of his grandfathers car. This backseat pulpit was an important part of the presentation in Jesses mind. Equal distribution of his thoughts was part of the…

Bureaucat

Bureaucat

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Aug 28, 2013

This is what a cat sees one second before the end of life number nine is registered with the governmental agencies in the feline afterlife. Unfortunately for the welcoming committee a feline can only respond one way once exposed to said…

Mildred

Mildred

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Apr 15, 2013

Mildred didn’t think bringing an expensive laptop on the train was a bad idea at the time. She was later quoted saying from the hospital bed, “Oh, now I just feel silly. I thought the kids were just stealing apples from people on the train.”

Stubby Thumbs

Stubby Thumbs

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Apr 15, 2013

A constant reminder of her inventor fathers inheritance a double blip in a near perfect existence, stubby thumbs and virtual keyboards, a devils dance indeed. She had grown to accept that Jim’s would always become Kim’s and Kim’s would…

Uncle Zeeb

Uncle Zeeb

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Oct 28, 2012

Uncle Zeeb always wore shirts 20 years out of style pressed as the day they were unwrapped from the packaging. Entering a room, Zeeb’s presence was announced in advance by the clop of perfectly polished shoes two sizes too large.